✧ MISFIT MAGIC COACHING
For the ones who’ve carried too much for too long.
What if healing didn’t mean fixing yourself —but finally being seen?
Coaching with me isn’t about being polished, positive, or productive.
It’s about being freaking human.
Messy. honest. exhausted. hopeful. All of you is welcome here.
You don’t have to figure it out alone.
I hold space for your story — not to keep you stuck in it, but to help you walk out of the parts that hurt.
✧ HOW IT WORKS (The Misfit Magic Method)
This isn’t surface-level “mindset work. ”We move at the pace of your nervous system, not your fears.
Here’s our flow:
Check-in — What’s heavy? What hurts? What’s actually working? What's not working?
Unpack the why — We get to the root of the pattern, not just the behavior.
Reclaim your power — We rewrite the story in a way that honors you..
Integrate — Nervous system + inner child + aligned action (no forcing).
Shift forward — You leave with one doable next step, not a 27-point to-do list.
Deep work. Gentle pace. Actual change.
✧ WHAT CHANGES WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER
You stop abandoning yourself to keep the peace.
You stop shrinking to make others comfortable.
You learn how to feel your emotions without drowning in them.
You walk away with:
What you gain
emotional regulation (instead of emotional spiraling)
clarity where there used to be chaos
boundaries that actually stick
self-trust — not self-doubt
What you leave behind
overthinking & decision paralysis
people-pleasing and self-abandonment
emotional labor you never agreed to carry
“high vibes only” bypassing
No forced positivity. No spiritual gaslighting.
Just coming home to yourself.
✧ COACHING OFFERS
🌿 Option 1: GROUNDED SESSION
$55 • 60 minutes • One-time session
A single session for when life feels like too much and you need someone who actually speaks human.
You’ll leave with:
one grounded, clear next step — not 1,000 thoughts.
Includes:
60-minute Zoom or phone call
no judgment. no pressure.
intuitive + practical guidance
Just show up messy. I’ll meet you there.
🌱 Option 2: 6-WEEK GROWTH JOURNEY
$444 • 6 Weekly sessions
For the misfit who’s done repeating the same cycles.
Together we:
shift emotional patterns
stop self-abandoning
build habits that fit your actual capacity
Outcome:
clarity, momentum, and grounded confidence — without burnout.
🌙 Option 3: 12-WEEK INTUITIVE REALIGNMENT
$1,111 • 12 Weekly sessions
Identity-level transformation. Not mindset hacks — embodiment.
Includes:
weekly sessions
weekly check-in support between calls
intuitive + nervous system work
Outcome:
live from self-trust and alignment without disappearing to be loved.
You’re not becoming someone new. You’re remembering who you were before the world taught you to shrink.
✧ WHO THIS IS FOR
✔ You’re self-aware and still stuck
✔ You’re done with surface-level healing
✔ You want depth, not fluff
✔ You’re ready to show up honestly, even messy
✧ WHO THIS IS NOT FOR
✘ People who want to be entertained, not supported
✘ People who want me to do their emotional work for them
✘ People who speak in circles to avoid feeling anything real
✘ People who refuse to look inward
I don’t work harder for your transformation than you do.
If someone wants attention, validation, or to play games, they are not ready for the level of depth I hold.
This space is for people who want to get free.
✧ READY?
You don’t have to show up healed —you just have to show up.
Apply here:
✧ KIND NOTE
I’m a coach, not a therapist or medical provider. Coaching is supportive and educational, but not a substitute for therapy, diagnosis, or medical care.
If you’re in crisis or need immediate support, please call or text 988 (US) to reach the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
We understand that life can be hard sometimes,
and truly believe that we are Better Together!